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Guy:
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
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Me:
No, but I did scrape my knees when I crawled up from hell.
Tracks
SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
(Source: british-in-the-heart)
(Source: drunkonstephen)
i want this so bad!
this is literally a plastic bag with a zip
(Source: sarahalldolledup)
is that psy
(Source: liguid)
(Source: shitshilarious)
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What girls say:
I'm fine
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What girls mean:
I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
